"Laters, baby." - Please stop. Just no.
"I want to chase the dawn with you" - Queue eye roll.
"I dont make love, i f-ck...hard" - File under things that people say to overcompensate.
"I want to show you my playroom" - Uhh, creepy much?
"Let me touch you!" - #AWKWARD
"I'm fifty shades of f--ked up" - I'm going to need botox for how hard this made me cringe.
"I'm a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies." - AKA I'm arrogant, self-obsessed, and overcompensating,
"I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind." - El-Oh-El.
"I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun." - Was really hard not to gag.
"I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?" - Potentially the most awkward thing thatâs ever been written, ever.